Keefy Jewell: Greek Yoghurt Bodies, Lidl German Lessons & Daddy Issues

Keefy Jewell

Comedian Keefy Jewell returns from holiday with the body of a Greek yoghurt and a receptionist called Gary who's making questionable fashion choices. From call centre accents to supermarket crime, Keith's observations on modern family life are as sharp as they are ridiculous.

Buckle up for: 

• His wife's brutal beach body assessment (Greek yoghurt, apparently).
• Gary the 65-year-old receptionist rocking a miniskirt.
• The truth about call centres (they're not all in India).
• Teaching your kids to shoplift as a "compromise".
• Scanner gun tactics at the self-checkout (cabbage for whisky is the play).
• The British supermarket hierarchy (food banks rank above Lidl).
• Learning German at Lidl: Apfelsoft, Kartoffels, and wetsuits.
• What Germans probably think when they shop at Asda.
• Teaching your daughter about food origins (woof for Chinese takeaway).
• Year nine school discos at an all-boys school (tragic).
• His wife's bedroom role-play that went horribly right.
• Why he respects his father-in-law too much. 

Keefy's been married 10 years, he's got two kids who are learning valuable life skills (theft), and he's mastered the art of playing dumb when caught red-handed. Perfect viewing with a Dutch Barn in hand.