Keith Millar: Chunky Neck, Tyler the Bastard & The Jimmy Savile Tracksuit

Keith Millar

Irish comedian Keith Millar takes the stage looking like the Milky Bar Kid if the Milky Bars were in him, not on him. From discovering he's fat in the most brutal ways possible to his battles with a personal trainer called Tyler (because of course he is), Keith's got stories that'll make you feel better about skipping the gym. 

Highlights include:

• Two fat Irish men on one bill - "we've come a long way since the famine".
• Looking like Phillip Schofield if he ate a Mars bar every time he thought about nonces.
• The barman who offered him a "chunky neck" (not a craft beer).
• A doctor with absolutely no filter during a prescription pickup. Fun runs (two words that should never go together).
• Tyler's motivational bollocks: "Pain is just weakness leaving the body".
• Keith's modest fitness goal: just wanting to see his cock again.
• His favourite gym machine (spoiler: it's the vending machine).
• The 80s tracksuit that looked like a Care Bear had been sick on it.
• Why he had to give up both the tracksuit AND volunteering at the hospital.