Roman Harris: Snitches, Ethical Non-Monogamy & Don’t Let Me Bring Out Femi

Comedian Roman Harris hits the Dutch Barn Vodka stage with a set that’s sharp, fearless, and wildly self-aware. Covering everything from disastrous introductions to snitching perks, interracial dating, and the unexpected economics of ethical non-monogamy.

From being mistaken for the wrong Harris entirely to reflecting on growing up around criminals (and choosing theatre over prison), Roman leans all the way into life’s awkward truths, with punchlines that land somewhere between cheeky and dangerously honest.

Featuring observations on:

• Getting introduced as the very wrong celebrity
• Why “snitches get stitches” is outdated (rats get flats now)
• Life as a firefighter  and what real bravery actually looks like
• Interracial dating and the social tightrope that comes with it
• Ethical non-monogamy explained via the UK economy
• Why dating in 2025 requires a glossary
• Meeting your partner’s child and looking like the adoptee
• His alter-ego  and why you don’t want him coming out
• Her alter-ego and why security gets involved
• Comparing having kids to being gifted an Apple Watch

Roman’s got charm, bite, and just enough chaos to keep everyone on edge exactly how we like it.