Valeria Vulpe: Exes, Ex-Soviets & Banana Education
Published 26th Feb 2026
4:38 Minutes
Spirit of Comedy winner Valeria Vulpe takes the Dutch Barn Vodka stage with a set that’s razor-sharp, politically cheeky, and effortlessly fearless. Blending dating trauma, Eastern European realities, and cultural whiplash into one brilliantly biting performance.
Originally from Moldova, Valeria delivers a perspective that’s equal parts dark, playful, and disarmingly honest - from ex-relationships to ex-Soviet history… and why neither stops texting.
Featuring observations on:
- Why people never truly stop thinking about their ex
- Turning audience couples into live emotional experiments
- Growing up in Moldova (border tensions included)
- Being from an ex-Soviet country… emphasis on ex
- Late-night “you up?” texts - geopolitically speaking
- Childhood table manners with questionable cutlery access
- Sex education via British volunteers and fruit
- Moving to the UK “for a better life”… still locating it
- Cultural differences in dating and paying for dinner
- Why doing “the least” isn’t attractive
- Moldova’s lack of racism (for now…)
Valeria’s delivery is cool, controlled, and lethal, the kind that wins competitions for a reason.
